CAMPAIGN WORKERS: Hubbell helpline! Uh yes, sir Fred Hubbell will be raising taxes. About $1,000 per family. That's how it works. Hubbell helpline! Ma'am, I know groceries are expensive, but so are Fred's ideas. Hubbell helpline! That's correct, income, property, and sales tax are all going up. I'm sorry?
ANNOUNCER: Liberal Fred Hubbell. He's gonna raise taxes, you're not gonna like it.
CAMPAIGN WORKERS: If you don't want your taxes to go up, don't vote for Fred Hubbell. You want me to put the tax hikes where? Hubbell helpline.