Alison Lundergan Grimes

Elsie & Thelma - July 25, 2011

Alison Lundergan Grimes
July 25, 2011
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Campaign status: Lost

BOTH GRANDMOTHERS: This is our granddaughter....

ELSIE: Alison Lundergan Grimes.

THELMA: It's a long name.

ELSIE: She's running for secretary of state and we're writing her TV ads.

GRIMES: Sorry....

THELMA: She thinks businesses should have one website to get all the permits and licenses.

GRIMES: I got that idea from you and Grandpa and your clothing store.

ELSIE: Her Kentucky First program will help local businesses learn how to get state contracts.

GRIMES: So we can keep the jobs here.

THELMA: State government should either help create jobs or get out of the way!

ELSIE: What rhymes with Alison Lundergan Grimes?

THELMA: Oh, such a long name.