FEMALE: Did you hear about the Deflategate ruling?
MALE: Nope. What happened?
FEMALE: The court decided it was Kelly Ayotte who deflated the footballs.
ANNOUNCER: It's coming.
FEMALE: OMG. Taylor Swift and Calvin split up because of Kelly.
MALE: No way!
FEMALE: Yes way!
ANNOUNCER: And it's not going to be pretty. More than $20 million in negative ads that will accuse Kelly Ayotte of....
MALE: She can't stop playing Pokémon Go!
ANNOUNCER: ...just about anything. Millions of dollars from out of state to distort Kelly's record. The truth? Kelly voted multiple times to keep guns out of the hands of terrorists. She's wanted to strengthen Medicare. And Kelly's worked with our small businesses to increase job creation and with our families to make it easier to pay for college. Like you, we are already sick of those false negative ads. So check out the facts for yourself at KellyforNH.com, because New Hampshire deserves better.
AYOTTE: I'm Kelli Ayotte, and while I know Brady is innocent, I haven't met Taylor, and we'll probably never catch a Pokémon, I did approve this message.
ANNOUNCER: Paid for by friends of Kelly Ayotte.